My mama called me earlier to remind me that we have to attend my cousin’s wedding this Sun. Aiyo… so *loh soh lor… I remember lah.
Then she brought up the deadly topic again!
Mama:"不要总是换男朋友,已经三十 liao… Faster settled down lor. 不要play play le."
Me (~my pupils’ dilated):"*Wah lau! 我那里有always change boyfriends!!?? 不合, then must break off wat!!"
Injustice lor! I only had 2 serious relationships in my entire fucking life ok. Both lasted wasted more than 5 years, I where got play play! (~sulking like mad) The guys don’t wanna commit, there is nothing I can do, apart from moving on what!? (~smoke coming out from my head)
Mama continue:"表兄弟和表姐个个已经结婚, everyone will ask when is your turn."
Me (~eyes roll 360 degree):"让他们问我lor. I will tell them想要竞争ar? 我是在所有之中 first to be结婚和离婚de lor. 看他们是否可以赢我lor?!?!"
Mama (~faint):"There you go again. Sprouting nonsense. 小心offended人lor."
Me (~black face):"As if I care lor, it’s the truth mah… Humpf! 难到, I must go Ebay to拍卖myself meh?? 来ya,来ya… Bride for Auction ah!"
I choose to be spinster meh?? *KNN lor!! 没人想要与我结婚… My fault meh?? *Sibei tulan liao lor!!
ARRGGHHHH!!! 我永远不结婚 liao… 我愤怒 Can!!
If you are moi’s cousin and you are reading this, STAY AWAY FROM MY TABLE THIS SUNDAY!! Or else… wait I *hian toh at the dinner hor.
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*CB! 真不了解.
*Wa ar ni sui, boh lang ai.
While so many freaks out there are getting married and causing *lim lao bu to pressure me!!
*KNN lah, Wu lang ai chua wa boh??
(*are in hokkien)
hahhaha..is it tat jialut??
watever it is..i still believe its better 2 stay spinster den kena some1 who doesnt treat me good n still hv wash his bloody clothes n wait on him..
mai pek cek liao la…
hehehe..
wo ai wo ai!!! if only i am a guy, i sure marry u… single guys out there. wat the F*** r u doing?
actually get married also not always a good thing lor.. doesn;t mean get married = good life lor… get married = more work for me.. sibei bo eng lor.. like find trouble for myself..
Your this blog reminded me of this two liner………
During wedding dinner, all my aunties and uncles asked me ‘When’s your turn!When’s yourturn!’
Then during funeral I meet them it’s my turn to ask them ‘When’s your turn!’
keke ..Cheer up
Now not married oso muz wash clothes for someone… haiz… sibei chiam ar!
Luckily got washing machine lor… kekeke…
PS: Maybe 5 years later, I still boh lang ai, then u will see my face on Ebay liao.
just handled that for my brother’s wedding… I have go around and socialise with people which meant basically, i go to the relative’s tables to be ask when ur turn ar? My reply? married b4 lor.. hehe dunno whats happening hor.. On the gers’s and the man’s side, it seems man can’t commit or are not good enough. so whats wrong? is it the difference in expectation or?
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege – only a married person can get divorced.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
hahahahahaaha…-ash went to put a sign…pls do not disturb on the table u gonna sit this sunday-
jus to reduce collateral damage … lol :p
dun worri wil join u on ebay when i am stil single at 35…lol :p
Salute to all singles !!!
Cheers and have a wonderful weekend okiz ! *ps dun kill too many ppl :p
Hmmm .. maybe if u ‘fine tune’ your body language abit , who knows , the Q will be from sp till jb ?!! hahaha :Þ