The Gala Nite

You had seen my special effect makeup on my previous post and if you have been wondering what was I up to. Here is more on it.

Had our annual D&D with my company in Malacca, earlier last week. The theme for the night was "Movie Trivia", so we were expected to come dressed as a character from the movie.

And I selected a Japanese horror flick which scared the fucking shit out of me in 2002.

The Original Japanese "DARK WATER"

And I was to come as the little girl ghost in yellow rain-coat.

So freaking creepy!!

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Here are some of us in the most spectacular outfit & costume.

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I guess I was so excited about the D&D that I could only remember to bring my yellow rain-coat & forgot to pack my KL to SIN air-ticket into my luggage.

I will update you on that later…

Live The Dream – After The Rain

As I was walking past my TV, I caught a glimpse of a bastard on Channel 5 (it was showing "Live The Dream").

I took a double take and YES!!! There was it, that bastard!

The one who cheated on his wife, made me an unknowing third party, later when I found out & asked him to fucked off from my life, he harassed & threatened to stalk me and subsequently when I exposed his face online, he got me suspended from my friendster blog! NB!

Ok, all these happened quite some time back already lah. But still can be tu lanz right!?

What a fucker! Thought I would never see his bloody face again. Aaarrrggghh!!!

I am glad ‘After The Rain’ got voted out already. Woo Hoo!!!… That should put an end to his appearance on my TV. TMD! Dirty my TV screen lor!

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After The Rain???

I think ‘Dog Pissing Up a Tree’ is more suitable.

Wahahaha…. Nothing against the band, just my wrath of that one person.

busy busy busy

I just had a god-damn, freaking tired week, outstationed in Malaysia. Busy is really an understatement lor!

So burnt out that I look DEAD!

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Sorry, if I had shocked the shit out of you.

Actually that was my own special effect makeup.

We had a D&D and I was supposed to be dressed up as … you guess it – A GHOST!

I will update more when I find time to breathe.

Ciao for now!

He ain’t heavy, he’s my bro (II)

My colleague who was reading Sept’s issue of Cleo magazine phoned me and told me that she saw my bro in the mag. And I was quite clueless about it. My bro didn’t tell me leh, perhaps he shy lah. (Click to see article.)

So my super nice colleague passed the magazine to me and showed me the article.

That was really him and one of his many "bitches", Berry. The article is about man and their passion for animals and the story has quite touched my heart.

Although we came from a rather dysfunctional family, but it had us bonded even closer. We didn’t exactly growing up together, but as bro and sis, we are really super gam lor!

We might not see each other so often, but we know we will drop everything and be there for each other when needed. And it had happened before, so this hypothesis is actually quite proven.

A couple of weeks ago, I received a surprising SMS from him, telling me that he had been reading my blog for quite a while and he also said that he has always wanted to visit me but was busy with work. He asked me to jia you and he will love me and his little unborn niece. I was moved to tears when I read that.

"Bro, I am glad all these years as a fairly successful businessman didn’t makes you a jaded person and started to treat the pups in your shop like commodities. I am so proud of you! May you find someone to love & be happy throughout your life. And I love you too!"

Read more here: http://cciinnddyy.blogs.friendster.com/cciinnddyy_blog/2006/08/just_sent_my_br.html

My Dad

Mr Hubby and I spent the weekend hunting for our new apartment. We were visiting one of the unit at Regent Grove when I saw someone familiar. Gosh! That familiar face belongs to my father, whom I have not met for the past 6-7years.

So I walked up to him and greeted him, calling this man "Papa". He looked absolutely stunned and said, "Papa?? Erm… I am James." And he walked away.

Mr Hubby saw what happened and was puzzled. I clarified to him, "That man seemed to be my dad, but we have not met for a very long time, but I am a bit unsure." How could my own dad looked at me as if I was a stranger from Mars. Mr Hubby concluded that I might have recognized the wrong person.

My head was like a whirlpool. "WTF, I mistaken another man for my own dad, how the fuck can that be?" I thought to myself.

The other agent at the unit also witnessed this very embarrassing sight and she came to kapoh about it. I asked her if that man who was exiting the unit, Mr Cheong and she flipped his name-card and confirmed that he was! That agent shouted for my dad, and he came back into the unit, looking very doubtful and asked, "You know me?" My reply shocked the living daylight out of him, "Yes, because I am your daughter, Cindy!"

He looked at me with bewilderment and he exclaimed that I have changed so much and he completely can’t recognize me. Next, he said, "You grown so fat huh."

"+_+  (*cramped)

"Aiyo, I am pregnant lah!" And proceed to introduced Mr Hubby to him.

The other agent who was there laughed, "Hahaha… Your own daughter, you don’t recognized. You going to be Ah Gong, you also don’t know. Wah lau eh."

If you think your family is dysfunctional, then can your dad beat mine??

(*shake head)

嫦娥 and 黄蓉

Although Mr Hubby is a rather quiet person, he can be quite funny, but irritating at times.

I was complaining about my itchy and sensitive skin, and was wondering if I am reactive to everything in the atmosphere. Instead of showing sympathy, Mr Hubby said that I should go live on the moon. I retorted, "Good, then I will be 嫦娥 lor, hehe…"

Mr Hubby replied, "People 嫦娥 tall, tall, thin, thin one. I think you can be 短鹅 lah!"

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(*roll eyes)

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After a while, we talked about naming our daughter. He wanted a single character name for our daughter, aka "黄something". (Btw 黄 is Mr Hubby’s surname lah.) So I suggested 黄蓉 as in the lady in the show <<射雕英雄>>.

Mr Hubby paused for a while… then he said, "Doesn’t that makes me 东邪 then!!" (also known as 黄药师).

Hahahahaha…. Ya ya ya, and we will be living on Peach Blossom Island instead of Northvale Condo.

And next time, when our daughter grows up, the guy she marries will be someone named 郭靖 lah.

We are so damn boh liao lor! But 黄蓉 sounds not bad right?!

My Pregnancy A to Z

A is for Aches. Not just lower back aches, it aching all over my body! KNN!

B is for Breasts. They are so disgustingly swollen, I really hate them.

C is for Cramps. Those leg cramps had me shrieking in pain at night! Luckily there is always my hubby around to massage them.

D is for Due Date. My expected due date is Christmas Day! Yeah!

E is for Energy. I am constantly tired, super low in energy. Damn tired siah!

F is for Fuck. And I am not telling you anything regarding this!

G is for Gynae. She is Dr Cordelia Han, from Raffles Hospital. She is so nice; I like her!

H is for Hormones. Those things that make my skin around my arm-pits turn dark. Yucks, I look like I didn’t bathe for ages!

I is for Itch. My belly is so freaking itchy. I developed rashes, I think I might be allergic to my stretch-mark cream. So angry!

J is for Juice. Although I prefer Coke Lite, everyone is telling me to drink juice instead. But hor juice got carbs and carbs make me fat leh!

K is for Kicks. Sometimes I do enjoy getting kicked by my baby; it kind of tells me that she is active & healthy.

L is for Leaks. When my bladder is full, I have a tendency to leak when I sneezed. L

M is for Maternity Clothes. Wear those very typical ones, if you want your seats on the MRT train, otherwise people will think that you are fat, not pregnant. I am speaking from experience lor.

N is for Name of my baby. Erm…not decided yet. Hubby prefers name begins with “L”. Any good suggestion? Don’t give me names like Lucy, Lulu, Lala hor!

O is for Over-weight. My gynae said that I was over-weight, when I gained 10 kgs in the first 4 months. I am controlling my diet already lah.

P is for Post-natal Blues. I have a higher tendency to get post-natal blues due to past history of clinical depression. L Let’s hope my hubby will be more understanding & supportive of me during my confinement.

Q is for Queen. Contrary to what most people believe, I get to be the queen when I am pregnant. I can tell you, NO lor, my hubby is still treats me the same. No special privileges lor. L

R is for my Red Nose. My nose had turned so big and red after I got pregnant. I look like Rudolf, the Reindeer!

S is for Snores. After I become pregnant, I have blocked nose during night time. And because of that I snore like thunder. Sometimes it is so loud that my hubby can’t sleep.

T is for the Thing I did for my baby. Quit drinking. You have no idea how hard it is for a booze-lover like me to swear off all things alcoholic.

U is for the Unspeakable. After I became pregnant, I have this unspeakable habit of farting noisily. But it is totally uncontrollable. So embarrassing lor.

V is for Vitamins. I take loads of them! The Bs, the C, the E and the F.

W is for Weeping. I am really weepy, and at times, I would hide in the bathroom to cry so that my hubby wouldn’t know and be worried about me.

X is for X-pensive tonic I eat. Bird’s nest from mom, mom-in-law & hubby! Heavenly! J

Y is for Yummy food I like. I don’t have cravings, like some others, everything taste delicious! But there is one thing I can’t do without… Cold drinks, anything cold and thirst quenching.

Z is for Zzzz. I can’t sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, some nights, I have to get up more than 3 times, just to pee! So troublesome!

Having a baby is not as easy as ABC ok!

Goodbye Siegrid…

These 7 months has been great for me. I had Siegrid, & her family, they are the most wonderful dog-sitter in the world!

They loved me as if I was their own dog. I got lots of hugs & pats, regular evening walks and they even brought me along to Sentosa, when the whole family went there for picnic.

Sadly, they had to move away as the rental of their apartment became too costly, hence they had to shift to a HDB flat somewhere further away.

Yesterday was their last day, I can sensed that everyone was upset, especially Siegrid. She gave me a fluffy toy dog (she thinks it resembles me) as a farewell gift. Cindy says that I can’t play with it, she don’t want to risk having it tore apart by me, but I swear it ain’t gonna happen, because it is Siegrid’s last present for me! And I am so going to treasure it!

Cindy gave Siegrid a cute "Forever Friends" notebook with a photo of me in it! We wrote this behind the picture, "Dear Siegrid, thank you for taking good care of Oki. We will always miss you…"

This morning, Cindy received a SMS from Siegrid, she was so touched that she was crying when she reading it to me.

Siegrid wrote, "Hi Cindy, thanks for the gift, I was really touched. Oki helped create great memories for us, we’ll definitely never forget him. Thanks for giving us that opportunity. We really hope you find him a loving dog-sitter. Please keep in touch."

Cindy says that I will be going to the new dog-sitter tomorrow. They are a Korean family. We don’t know how it will turn out to be, but I am sure nobody will ever replace Siegrid in my heart.

Signed,

Oki, the guest blogger.