Two nights ago, I was lying on my bed, I felt as if I was being watched. There was this really disturbing presence lurking in the dark. I turned on the lights and to my fucking horror!!! There it was, on the ceiling, right above my bed!!! Chee bye lah! Ji bai si liao lah!!
A freaky lizard with half its fucking tail missing! What can be more worst than having the creature I fear most right in the room with me? God, must you play such a cruel prank on me, in the middle of the night?? A friend msn me various methods to bring it to annihilation. Damn, I am not a lousy coward, but this ain’t Fear Factor, I don’t get to win $50 grand for that stunt, so it’s just not worth the serious post-traumatic stress, it would have caused me.
I psycho and hypnotized myself that it wasn’t there, apparently it didn’t really work. I slept very little that night…
My part-time maid came this morning, I didn’t bother to ask if she is afraid of lizards or not, I just pleaded her to hunt the fucker and smash its gut out for me. That fucker went into hiding, my part-time said she didn’t see any lizard at all. After my part-time maid left, I seriously think she must had purposely let the fucker go free, coz she is a vegetarian, how would she kill a living thing? She will just say "Oh-mi-tuo-fo.. san zai..san zai.."
KNNB CCB, if I see the fucker again…. I will…I will…Erm…. I will…lan lan lor…. what to do 😦
Why can’t reptiles, amphibians and all the creepy crawlies just DIE…and be extinct!?